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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:31

Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
So they tried